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Obama invites snipers to inauguration
WASHINGTON — Keeping with his message of inclusion, President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of thirteen snipers from around the country to attend his inauguration. By request, the snipers will be seated in an undisclosed area, hidden from view of the large crowds expected to fill the National Mall. “These are great seats,”
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Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant
WASHINGTON, DC — Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant. The procedure, pioneered by Dr. Kenneth Fargonian of Bethesda Naval Hospital, involves surgically removing the patient’s
Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant
The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin of retired icons. A special committee appointed by the RNC, headed by Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter, has chosen a new emblem, which will be unveiled at the 2008 Republican convention. The logo, a graphically
