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FOX claims it’s the only news Jesus will watch
FOX News ad proclaiming it’s the only news Jesus will watch.
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Christ’s lover chastises gay marriage opponents
SACRAMENTO — Moses Josephson, the gay lover of Jesus Christ, returned from the dead on Good Friday to plead with anti-gay marriage activists to cease their activities. Josephson, who wasn’t mentioned in the bible (“they cut out my scene”), implored Christ’s “flock”
Jesus’ suicide note unearthed
JERUSALEM — New archaeological evidence uncovered over the weekend suggests that Jesus was not sentenced to crucifixion by the Roman Empire as previously believed, but that he committed suicide by nailing his own wrists to the cross. An ancient note,
Palin Caught in Prank Jesus Call
JUNEAU, AK — Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had a brief phone conversation with a man she believed was Jesus Christ, who promised to make her president in 2012. The call was later revealed to be a prank. “The voice sounded like it could easily have been that of our lord
McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head
McCain carries his talking Jesus doll CLEVELAND, OH – Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking Jesus head. Purchased by McCain for 29.95, “
