The DNC staffers who came up with the baffling “Super Delegate” nominating process have been tapped by the federal government to revamp the tax code.
Month: May 2008
Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the election in November, or she’s seeking a divorce.
McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers
After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his former elementary school music teacher on the hit Fox TV
McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone
A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not only lose to either Senators Obama or Clinton if the
"Compassionate Conservative"
com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer. USAGE: “The compassionate conservative voted against medical care
Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President
Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack Obama is good for the Democratic Party. At
Super Delegate Can’t Fly
A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and legs Thursday, after jumping from a fourth floor window at the DNC Headquarters in Nashville, in his attempt to “fly faster than a speeding bullet.”
McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan
WASHINGTON, DC — Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he will use it to pay off the national debt.
Guam Elects Ron Paul
The territory of Guam has elected Ron Paul as their first president.
Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant
The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin of retired icons. A special committee appointed by
