Month: May 2008

• Election 2008

Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Code

Editors May 20, 2008

The DNC staffers who came up with the baffling “Super Delegate” nominating process have been tapped by...

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• Election 2008

Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

Editors May 18, 2008

The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the...

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• Election 2008

McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers

Editors May 15, 2008

After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his former elementary...

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• Election 2008

McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone

Editors May 14, 2008

A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not only lose...

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• The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed

"Compassionate Conservative"

Editors May 12, 2008

com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer....

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• Election 2008

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Editors May 11, 2008

Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack...

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• Election 2008
• Politics

Super Delegate Can’t Fly

Editors May 10, 2008

A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and...

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• Economy
• Election 2008

McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan

Editors May 10, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he...

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• Politics

Guam Elects Ron Paul

Editors May 10, 2008

The territory of Guam has elected Ron Paul as their first president.

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• Politics

Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant

Editors May 10, 2008

The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin...

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