Month: September 2008

• Election 2008

McCain Interviews Writers for Concession Speech

Editors September 30, 2008

SEDONA, AZ — John McCain is currently seeking writers for his November 4th concession speech. “It’s important...

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• Election 2008

Russian Plans to Invade Alaskan Air Space Thwarted by Governor Palin

Editors September 29, 2008

WASILLA, AK-- A secret Russian military operation designed to fly President Putin through Alaskan airspace and return...

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• Economy

Claim your Bailout Money Today!

Editors September 25, 2008

WASHINGTON -- The federal government is planning on bailing out huge Wall Street corporations with up to...

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• Election 2008

Breaking News: McCain Asks to Suspend Election

Editors September 24, 2008

NEW YORK — Republican John McCain said Wednesday he wants to postpone the 2008 presidential election in...

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• Election 2008

New McCain Strategy: I'm Blacker than Obama

Editors September 22, 2008

PHILADELPHIA -- In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans,...

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• Economy

Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout

Editors September 19, 2008

WASHINGTON -- The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale,...

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• Election 2008

Bush Appoints Self for Third Term

Editors September 18, 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a move unprecedented in any previous administration, President Bush signed an executive order...

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• Election 2008

Pelosi on Palin: Way too Young

Editors September 17, 2008

WASHINGTON — Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second in line for the...

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• Culture

Jersey Man Gets Offer to Increase Penis Length in Anonymous Email

Editors September 16, 2008

Jordan Harber, an assistant underwriter, received an email in his inbox this morning, offering to enlarge his...

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• Video

Proposition 95

Editors September 16, 2008

Confused about Proposition 95? This political commercial might help. But we doubt it.

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