Month: January 2009

• Skunk Nation

Bush DNA Cleansed from White House

Editors 17 years ago 0

WASHINGTON, DC -- No sooner had he been sworn into office than President Barack Obama ordered his...

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• Religion

Ted Haggard to Start Youth Camp for Sexy Boys

Editors 17 years ago 0

COLORADO SPRINGS -- Disgraced minister Ted Haggard will be establishing a youth camp for good-looking teen boys....

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• International

Bush Seeks New Country to Bungle

Editors 17 years ago 0

CRAWFORD -- Having recently traded in his White House address for a suburban home in this quiet...

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• Business

New Chrysler Model Powered by Prayer

Editors 17 years ago 0

DETROIT / LAKE FOREST, CA -- Struggling to emerge from its financial woes, automobile manufacturer Chrysler LLC,...

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• Business
• Skunk Classics
• Trump

Donald Trump to Purchase Hanoi Hilton

Editors 11 years ago 0

HANOI, VIETNAM -- Donald Trump has made an offer to purchase the "Hanoi Hilton," the infamous Vietnamese...

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• Election 2008

Obama Invites Snipers to Inauguration

Editors 17 years ago 0

WASHINGTON -- Keeping with his message of inclusion, President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of thirteen...

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• Economy

Obama Says Sale of Virginity Good for Economy

Editors 17 years ago 0

WASHINGTON -- Citing his campaign theme that good ideas can come from anywhere, President-elect Barack Obama praised...

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• Opinion

Who would you pick to be with if stranded on an island?

Editors 7 years ago 0

“Daisy Duck. First, she is a duck so she floats as needed in the seas surrounding our...

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• International

Israel Surrenders; Agrees to Vacate Holy Land by End of Month

Editors 17 years ago 0

TEL AVIV -- An unexpected resolution to the conflict in the Middle East occurred over the weekend...

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• Featured
• Science & Tech

Palestinians Prepare for Moon Launch

Editors 17 years ago 0

Combining its fleet of homemade rocket-launchers with Iranian missile technology, the Hamas Space Agency (HASA) announced today...

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