Mitt Romney Eager to Lose 2012 Election
Former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is eager to lose the 2012 election to incumbent Barack Obama.
Braddon Mendelson
Showtime Premieres 'Dixter'; Rapist with a Heart
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — Adding to its string of successful, edgy and over-the-top programs that explore the sinister side of humanity, Showtime has ordered 13 episodes of ‘Dixter,’ a dark comedy that revolves around a compulsive, yet loveable serial rapist.
Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry.
'Shroud of Urine' Authenticity Disputed in New Study
VATICAN CITY (TheSkunk.org) — The stained cloth that was allegedly wrapped around the loins of Jesus to absorb his final urination is a fake, according to a prominent scientist.
A Farberson Family Christmas
Join the Farberson siblings for some good ol’ Christmas cheer.
‘Groin Bomber’ Apprehended by TSA
MIAMI (TheSkunk.org) — A man with a fleshy, cylindrical apparatus dangling from his groin was arrested today as he tried to board a plane destined for New York.
Let Them Eat Cake
What are all those “Occupy Wall Street” folks mad about, anyway?
Candidates Stimulate Economy with Ridiculously Expensive Campaign Spending
The $4 billion spent on the various Senate, House and state campaigns in the 2010 midterm elections have helped jumpstart the flailing U.S. economy, according to a report issued today by the Department of Commerce.
Tea Party Offers Pledge to America
The Tea Party offers its own version of the GOP’s Pledge to America
News Anchor Bullied by Comedian Commits Professional Suicide
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — He just couldn’t take it any more. Every weeknight for years, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez would be taunted and tormented by an older and wittier colleague from a neighboring network. The unwelcome barbs from Jon Stewart, belittling Sanchez’s intelligence and professionalism, became so unbearable for the newsman, he took his own career.
