Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S.
Mara Lago (TheSkunk.org) — President-Elect Donald Trump today promised to bring Soviet-era breadlines to the…
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Lindsey Graham’s Transition to Bootlicking Toady Complete
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South…
Poll: Cat Turd Leads Trump by 11 Percentage Points Nationally in Head-to-Head Matchup
WASHINGTON (TheSkung.org) – If the 2020 election were held today, a new poll shows that…
Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Trump administration today accused the Democratic Party of taking underhanded measures…
Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time
In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”
Image of Marco Rubio Blowing Great Dane Photoshopped, Claims Campaign
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — A photo released online by the Ted Cruz campaign depicting Marco Rubio…
Chris Christie Denies Eating Three Lanes of Bridge
TRENTON, N.J. (TheSkunk.org) — In a press conference Friday, Governor Chris Christie denied creating a…
