McCain Advises Iraqi Pilots to Get Shot Down
Recounting how his own Naval record — being shot out of the sky as a…
Election 2008
New Bush Advisor: Obama
Citing Barack Obama’s “wisdom beyond his years,” President Bush revealed today that he will be…
McCain Gets 58% of Jowl Vote
In a nationwide survey conducted Tuesday, John McCain received the support of 58% of Americans with droopy jowls.
McCain to Form Committee on Pandering
John McCain has formed a committee to track down Americans to whom he has not…
The Onion Endorses Kucinich
“The Onion” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president.
Obama’s Pastor Damns Local Teacher
As a follow-up to his widely viewed performance on YouTube, where he instructed God to “Damn America,” Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Senator Obama’s controversial former pastor, is now seeking damnation of specific places within the United States.
McCain Designs New Logo for Obama
In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John McCain presented Barack Obama with a new campaign logo. Designed by Sen. McCain, it depicts a stylized happy face created from circles and stripes deconstructed from the original logo.
Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay…
McCain Rejects McCheese Endorsement
John McCain rejected an endorsement today by that well-known icon of the fast-food world, Mayor…
Deception Called in McCain Ads
The John McCain campaign is being accused of deception in its advertising, by utilizing images…
