Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father
Dallas (TheSkunk.org) — Republicans lawmakers today voted to exclude from their restrictive SB-8 legislation any…
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Police Blame Victim for Not Changing Color Prior to Being Shot
A black man who was shot by police at a mall should have camouflaged himself by changing skin color, say authorities.
Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
EPA to Allow Feces in Drinking Water
The new EPA order coincides with the recent deregulation of other toxic compounds, such as glue, turpentine and Raspberry-pumpkin Fanta soda.
Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Trump administration today accused the Democratic Party of taking underhanded measures…
Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time
In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”
Barron Trump to Serve as Secretary of Child Labor
President-Elect Donald Trump today announced he has appointed his youngest son, Barron Trump, 10, to serve as head of the newly created Department of Child Labor.
Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI
HUNTSVILLE, AR (TheSkunk.org) — FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions…
FOX to Cover Ku Klux Klan Pre-Show
COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) – FOX News announced today it will provide pre-show coverage of Saturday’s…
