America's Visa Gold Card Cancelled
Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.
Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today denied uploading a nude photo of himself to his Twitter account — an image which caused the Internet to completely shut down for three hours on Tuesday.
Rep. Michelle Bachmann said our nation’s first president should be praised for his experimentation with peanuts and their by-products.
“It’s an opportunity to honor those American patriots who decided to purchase their fireworks from China, rather than buying them from Great Britain and enriching the royal family.”
— Sarah Palin
Celebrity
Wasilla, AK
The Boys Scouts of America has created a new merit badge designed to teach scouts “all about gay sex.”
A spokesperson for the National Education Association said the reason students are performing below par on national testing standards is because they are “really, really dumb.”
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Donald Trump asserted today that a photograph supposedly depicting Rep. Anthony Weiner’s erect manhood that has been circulating on Internet is not legitimate.
A prominent physician turns to the Fox medical drama “House” to help diagnose his most difficult cases.
Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.
HIGGINSVILLE, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — The ghost of terrorist Osama bin Laden has taken up residence in the home of James Armer, where it has attempted to terrorize the entire family with an assortment of mischievous tricks.