Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Trump administration today accused the Democratic Party of taking underhanded measures…
Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time
In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”
Coal Miners Blast Trump for Bringing Back Coal Mining
CUCUMBER, WV (TheSkunk.org) — A group of coal miners criticized President Trump today for his…
Sandusky Asks to be Relocated to Juvenile Detention Facility
GREEN COUNTY, PA (TheSkunk.org) — After being harassed and threatened by fellow inmates at the…
Trump’s Hawaii Investigators Found Dead
HONOLULU (TheSkunk.org) — After an anonymous tip on Monday, authorities uncovered the remains of the…
Trump to Pardon Bill Cosby
In a light night tweet, President-Elect Donald Trump yesterday said he would pardon comedian Bill Cosby, who faces prosecution on three counts of felony aggravated assault case from 2004.
Barron Trump to Serve as Secretary of Child Labor
President-Elect Donald Trump today announced he has appointed his youngest son, Barron Trump, 10, to serve as head of the newly created Department of Child Labor.
Trump to Re-Open U.S. Internment Camps; Will Make Japan Pay for It
Manzanar, CA (TheSkunk.org) – In his latest speech on foreign policy, Republican presidential candidate Donald…
Tenants of Trump Tower Petition for Name Change
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) – Residents of Trump Tower have signed a petition asking that Trump’s…
Justice Ginsburg Apologizes for Calling Trump ‘A Faker’; Says ‘Egomaniacal Shit Stain’ More Appropriate
Had she thought about it, explained Ginsburg, she would have referred to the Republican Presidential nominee as an “ego-maniacal shit stain” or a “puss-infused phlegm ball.”
