In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”
CUCUMBER, WV (TheSkunk.org) — A group of coal miners criticized President Trump today for his…
GREEN COUNTY, PA (TheSkunk.org) — After being harassed and threatened by fellow inmates at the…
HONOLULU (TheSkunk.org) — After an anonymous tip on Monday, authorities uncovered the remains of the…
In a light night tweet, President-Elect Donald Trump yesterday said he would pardon comedian Bill Cosby, who faces prosecution on three counts of felony aggravated assault case from 2004.
President-Elect Donald Trump today announced he has appointed his youngest son, Barron Trump, 10, to serve as head of the newly created Department of Child Labor.
Manzanar, CA (TheSkunk.org) – In his latest speech on foreign policy, Republican presidential candidate Donald…
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) – Residents of Trump Tower have signed a petition asking that Trump’s…
Had she thought about it, explained Ginsburg, she would have referred to the Republican Presidential nominee as an “ego-maniacal shit stain” or a “puss-infused phlegm ball.”
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Bezos to Send Trump to Space with Specially Selected Star Trek Shirt 
