Israel Surrenders; Agrees to Vacate Holy Land by End of Month
TEL AVIV — An unexpected resolution to the conflict in the Middle East occurred over the weekend as Israeli leaders agreed it was time to pack up and move on.
TEL AVIV — An unexpected resolution to the conflict in the Middle East occurred over the weekend as Israeli leaders agreed it was time to pack up and move on.
Combining its fleet of homemade rocket-launchers with Iranian missile technology, the Hamas Space Agency (HASA) announced today it has begun the countdown for its first mission to the moon.
Satirical website TheSkunk.org honored itself today with a prestigious comedy award. The first annual “Skunkie” was presented to a humor website whose content “extends beyond the edge and over the top of contemporary parody.”
WASHINGTON — The House Financial Services Committee issued a statement today, urging foreign car manufactures to “tone down” the quality and appeal of their products, so that the big three American car companies can compete more effectively.
A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle.
TheSkunk.org has obtained a transcript from the Rose Parade telecast of January 1, 2009 of segments that never aired.
Embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has appointed his penis to fill the U.S. Senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama.
The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on Sunday, marking an ironic resolution to the controversy surrounding the unwed teen mother.
WASHINGTON, DC — Wall Street investment manager Bernard Madoff appeared before a congressional committee Monday to ask for $60 billion to reimburse investors who have lost money with his firm in what appears to have been a massive Ponzi scam.
Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.