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Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore…
New Evidence of Kennedy Conspiracy
Researchers are at odds over whether Senator Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor originated from the back of his head or the top of his forehead.
Bush IQ: Mild Mental Retardation
WASHINGTON, DC — Researchers at the National Archives today uncovered a stack of the president’s…
Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Code
The DNC staffers who came up with the baffling “Super Delegate” nominating process have been tapped by the federal government to revamp the tax code.
Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he…
McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers
After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his…
McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone
A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not…
"Compassionate Conservative"
com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a…
Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President
Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and…
Super Delegate Can’t Fly
A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and legs Thursday, after jumping from a fourth floor window at the DNC Headquarters in Nashville, in his attempt to “fly faster than a speeding bullet.”
