Deception Called in McCain Ads
The John McCain campaign is being accused of deception in its advertising, by utilizing images of a fit and trim young man and claiming that
Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?
Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be making the case that he should be John McCain’s running mate, by legally adding an “H” to his last
McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore unknown identical twin brother came forward to announce his existence
New Evidence of Kennedy Conspiracy
Researchers are at odds over whether Senator Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor originated from the back of his head or the top of his forehead.
Bush IQ: Mild Mental Retardation
WASHINGTON, DC — Researchers at the National Archives today uncovered a stack of the president’s test scores from the 1960s. On a standardized IQ test
Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Code
The DNC staffers who came up with the baffling “Super Delegate” nominating process have been tapped by the federal government to revamp the tax code.
Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the election in November, or she’s seeking a divorce.
McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers
After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his former elementary school music teacher on the hit Fox TV
McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone
A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not only lose to either Senators Obama or Clinton if the
"Compassionate Conservative"
com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer. USAGE: “The compassionate conservative voted against medical care
