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September 4, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech

ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK — The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to

September 2, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe

Election 2008
McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe

MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. John McCain’s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one category, The Lunatic Fringe, where

August 25, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

Election 2008
Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

DENVER, CO — In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by offering her the cabinet position of “Secretary of

August 23, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

McCain Selects Obama for Running Mate

ARIZONA – In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack Obama will be his running mate for the 2008 presidential

August 21, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Obama Chooses Self for V.P.

DENVER, CO — In a stunning turn of events early this morning, Senator Barack Obama announced that he would be his own running mate in

August 20, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean

Election 2008
McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean

NEW ORLEANS, LA — John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean.

August 5, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Barack Obama to Open for Led Zeppelin

Election 2008
Barack Obama to Open for Led Zeppelin

CHICAGO — Barack Obama will be the opening act for Led Zeppelin’s “Man Are We Old” 2009 World Reunion tour, replacing Toto, the aging rock

May 31, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Obama’s Pastor Damns Local Teacher

As a follow-up to his widely viewed performance on YouTube, where he instructed God to “Damn America,” Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Senator Obama’s controversial former pastor, is now seeking damnation of specific places within the United States.

May 30, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

McCain Designs New Logo for Obama

Election 2008
McCain Designs New Logo for Obama

In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John McCain presented Barack Obama with a new campaign logo. Designed by Sen. McCain, it depicts a stylized happy face created from circles and stripes deconstructed from the original logo.

May 5, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright

In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the contentious Chicago pastor who created a maelstrom of controversy for

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