Obama to send former President Bush to world’s hot spots
WASHINGTON, DC — In an apparent sign of reconciliation with his predecessor, President Obama said today he will be sending former president George W. Bush on peace missions to some of the most dangerous parts of the world. “These are places where terrorists are set upon killing anyone with an American passport,” said Obama. “They
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Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position
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Bill Clinton Kicks Reporter’s Ass
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Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary
Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, has come up with a creative approach to campaign financing with her “Win a Date with Hillary” promotion. Donors who contribute one-hundred dollars or more are entered into
