Skunk Tag: Hillary Clinton
North Korea prepares to launch Tinker Toys, Legos
WASHINGTON, D.C. — North Korea is preparing to launch a missile armed with Tinker Toys and red Legos, according to the U.S. State Department. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said that reconnaissance satellite images have provided the United States and its allies with irrefutable evidence of the toy build-up. “North Korean workers are assembling
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Obama to send former President Bush to world’s hot spots
WASHINGTON — In an apparent sign of reconciliation with his predecessor, President Obama said today he will be sending former president George W. Bush on peace missions to some of the most dangerous parts of the world. “These are places where terrorists are set upon killing anyone with
Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin
PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have dramatically changed their opinions on major liberal issues, just so they can vote for Republican Vice
Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016
Hillary Clinton in 2016? NEW YORK — Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for the 2016 presidential
Obama offers Clinton cabinet position
DENVER, CO – In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by offering her the cabinet position of “Secretary of Sewing,” which he said
Bill Clinton Kicks Reporter’s Ass
WEST PALM BEACH, FL – A reporter was nearly beaten to death last night, after a confrontation with former president Bill Clinton, who was vacationing in the resort town with his family. After
Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary
Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, has come up with a creative approach to campaign financing with her “Win a Date with Hillary” promotion. Donors who contribute one-hundred dollars or more are entered into
