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Kim Il Jong to Luanch Tinker Toys

North Korea Prepares to Launch Tinker Toys, Legos

August 1, 2009

WASHINGTON, D.C. — North Korea is preparing to launch a missile armed with Tinker Toys and red Legos, according to the U.S. State Department.

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Obama Sends Bush on a Mission

Obama to Send Former President Bush to World’s Hot Spots

By • on July 17, 2009

WASHINGTON — In an apparent sign of reconciliation with his predecessor, President Obama said today he will be sending former president George W. Bush on peace missions to some of the most dangerous parts of the world. “These are places where terrorists are set upon killing anyone with an

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Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin

By • on September 7, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have dramatically changed their opinions on major liberal issues, just so they can vote for Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin in

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Hillary for President in 2016

Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016

By • on August 29, 2008

NEW YORK — Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election. Sen. Clinton said that the 101 months of rigorous campaigning between now and the 2016 election will give her the time she needs to ingrain

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The New Cabinet Position.

Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

By • on August 25, 2008

DENVER, CO – In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by offering her the cabinet position of “Secretary of Sewing,” which he said he created “just for Hillary.” Although bypassing her for the number two spot on the ticket, Senator

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Bill Clinton Kicks Ass

Bill Clinton Kicks Reporter’s Ass

By • on August 6, 2008

WEST PALM BEACH, FL – A reporter was nearly beaten to death last night after a confrontation with former president Bill Clinton, who was vacationing in the resort town with his family. After leaving a Wal-Mart with Hillary and Chelsea, Clinton was approached by Dean Hamilthorne, a reporter with

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Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary

Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary

By • on May 25, 2008

Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, has come up with a creative approach to campaign financing with her “Win a Date with Hillary” promotion. Donors who contribute one-hundred dollars or more are entered into

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Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

By • on May 11, 2008

Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack Obama is good for the Democratic Party. At a rally in Charleston, West Virginia,

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