Year: 2008

• Skunk Nation

Republicans, Nazis Talk Merger

Editors November 25, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today it was in preliminary talks with the American...

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• Economy

Horse and Buggy Manufacturers Seek Fed Assistance

Editors November 21, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- Two horse and buggy manufacturing executives made a trip to Capitol Hill on Friday,...

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• Skunk Nation

White House Faces Foreclosure

Editors November 11, 2008

A “Notice of Foreclosure Sale” was issued for the White House on Friday, informing the occupants they...

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• Religion

Mormons Okay Gay Polygamy

Editors November 8, 2008

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints said it would be willing to amend the controversial...

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• Election 2008

Mormons Teach Gay Marriage to Children

Editors November 7, 2008

SACRAMENTO, CA — Over 10 million California grade school students have been introduced to the subject of...

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• Skunk Nation

Judges Disturbed by Rise of Activist Christians

Editors November 6, 2008

FULLERTON, CA -- At a rally Tuesday, jurists from around the country expressed their dismay at the...

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• Culture
• Politics

Court Orders Joe the Plumber Back to Anonymity

Editors November 6, 2008

CLEVELAND — Joe the Plumber, the entrepreneur used as an example of an everyman by former presidential...

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• Election 2008

Racists Disappointed in Election Outcome

Editors November 5, 2008

SCOURGE, AR — A gathering of racists at a local diner expressed their disappointment at the election of...

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• Culture

Lack of Education Linked to Stupidity

Editors November 3, 2008

CHICAGO — Pioneering research suggests that stupidity is much higher among people who lack an education.  Researchers tested...

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• Election 2008

Biden Tells Supporters Okay to Stay Home

Editors November 2, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — In the latest rhetorical gaffe for the Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Senator Joe Biden claimed...

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