Year: 2009

• Culture

Two of Mom's Octuplets are Alligators

Editors February 5, 2009

WHITTIER, CA --Two of the eight babies born to the California "Octuplet Mom" have turned out to...

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• Economy

White House Touts Double-Digit Employment

Editors February 2, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC -- A new report from the White House indicates that 93% of Americans currently have...

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• TV Listings

Donald Trump’s "Extreme Spouse Makeover"

Editors February 1, 2009

Who says TV is a vast wasteland?

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• Skunk Nation

Bush DNA Cleansed from White House

Editors January 31, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC -- No sooner had he been sworn into office than President Barack Obama ordered his...

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• Religion

Ted Haggard to Start Youth Camp for Sexy Boys

Editors January 30, 2009

COLORADO SPRINGS -- Disgraced minister Ted Haggard will be establishing a youth camp for good-looking teen boys....

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• International

Bush Seeks New Country to Bungle

Editors January 23, 2009

CRAWFORD -- Having recently traded in his White House address for a suburban home in this quiet...

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• Business

New Chrysler Model Powered by Prayer

Editors January 21, 2009

DETROIT / LAKE FOREST, CA -- Struggling to emerge from its financial woes, automobile manufacturer Chrysler LLC,...

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• Business
• Skunk Classics
• Trump

Donald Trump to Purchase Hanoi Hilton

Editors January 17, 2009

HANOI, VIETNAM -- Donald Trump has made an offer to purchase the "Hanoi Hilton," the infamous Vietnamese...

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• Election 2008

Obama Invites Snipers to Inauguration

Editors January 16, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Keeping with his message of inclusion, President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of thirteen...

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• Economy

Obama Says Sale of Virginity Good for Economy

Editors January 14, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Citing his campaign theme that good ideas can come from anywhere, President-elect Barack Obama praised...

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