Braddon Mendelson

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John McCain Ad | War is Good

Braddon Mendelson August 11, 2008

    John McCain’s new political commercial.

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Congress Outsources Workload to Malaysia

Braddon Mendelson August 10, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC—The United States Congress is outsourcing its workload to a contactor in Malaysia, according to a...

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McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head

Braddon Mendelson August 8, 2008

CLEVELAND, OH – Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking...

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Bill Clinton Kicks Reporter’s Ass

Braddon Mendelson August 6, 2008

WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- A reporter was nearly beaten to death last night after a confrontation...

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Barack Obama to Open for Led Zeppelin

Braddon Mendelson August 5, 2008

CHICAGO — Barack Obama will be the opening act for Led Zeppelin’s “Man Are We Old” 2009...

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Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex

Braddon Mendelson August 4, 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make...

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Bush Set to Attack “Life Forms” on Mars

Braddon Mendelson August 1, 2008

NASA’s recent confirmation that water exists on Mars has the White House maneuvering in an offensive posture....

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McCain Reclassified as “Dwarf Republican”

Braddon Mendelson July 30, 2008

Washington, D. C. — Taking its cue from the International Astronomical Union, which declared in 2006 that...

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McCain Advises Iraqi Pilots to Get Shot Down

Braddon Mendelson July 25, 2008

Recounting how his own Naval record — being shot out of the sky as a young pilot,...

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New Bush Advisor: Obama

Braddon Mendelson July 15, 2008

Citing Barack Obama’s “wisdom beyond his years,” President Bush revealed today that he will be heeding the...

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