Braddon Mendelson

• Election 2008

McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State

Braddon Mendelson September 5, 2008

MINNEAPOLIS – On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made yet another...

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• Election 2008

Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech

Braddon Mendelson September 4, 2008

ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK — The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has...

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• Election 2008

Palin's Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant

Braddon Mendelson September 4, 2008

Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet, is four-months pregnant.

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• Election 2008

McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe

Braddon Mendelson September 2, 2008

MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. John McCain’s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the...

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• Skunk Nation

Statutory rape to be legal in Alaska

Braddon Mendelson September 1, 2008

JUNEAU, AK — Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has proposed new legislation...

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• Election 2008

McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

Braddon Mendelson August 29, 2008

DAYTON, OH — With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the...

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• Politics

Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016

Braddon Mendelson August 29, 2008

Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for...

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• Health

Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

Braddon Mendelson August 28, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world's first successful oral-anal transplant....

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• Election 2008

Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

Braddon Mendelson August 25, 2008

DENVER, CO — In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by...

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• Election 2008

McCain Selects Obama for Running Mate

Braddon Mendelson August 23, 2008

ARIZONA – In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack Obama will...

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