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Republicans File Bankruptcy in Court of Ideas

Editors February 20, 2009

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee filed for bankruptcy today in the U.S. Court of...

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Palin's daughter gives birth to Democrat

Editors December 29, 2008

The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on...

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Toddler Throws Poo at Bush

Editors December 17, 2008

BLOOMINGTON, IN -- A toddler threw poo at President Bush during a visit to a day care...

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Post Office Adds Bush to Presidential Stamp Series

Editors December 6, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- The United States Post Office announced today that it will be adding the image...

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Court Orders Joe the Plumber Back to Anonymity

Editors November 6, 2008

CLEVELAND — Joe the Plumber, the entrepreneur used as an example of an everyman by former presidential...

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McCain to Enslave Poor

Editors October 30, 2008

SUPREMECY, OH -- In a last-ditch-effort to present a solution to the nation's ailing economy, Senator John...

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Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016

Editors August 29, 2008

Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for...

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Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex

Editors August 4, 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make...

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Bush Set to Attack “Life Forms” on Mars

Editors August 1, 2008

NASA’s recent confirmation that water exists on Mars has the White House maneuvering in an offensive posture....

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McCain Reclassified as “Dwarf Republican”

Editors July 30, 2008

Washington, D. C. — Taking its cue from the International Astronomical Union, which declared in 2006 that...

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