The Boys Scouts of America has created a new merit badge designed to teach scouts “all about gay sex.”
Category: Culture
William and Kate Promise to Restore Medieval Values to Monarchy
Britain’s newest pair of royals have laid out plans to return their nation to the totalitarian rule enjoyed by their countrymen in the 15th century.
What are their plans?
Alien Refutes Abductee's Version of Events
A man’s account of being abducted by aliens is being disputed by the aliens.
What really happened?
Straight Man Likes to Act Gay
A pharmacist at a downtown Walgreens said he pretends to be a homosexual every now and then “just for fun.”
Showtime Premieres 'Dixter'; Rapist with a Heart
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — Adding to its string of successful, edgy and over-the-top programs that explore the sinister side of humanity, Showtime has ordered 13 episodes of ‘Dixter,’ a dark comedy that revolves around a compulsive, yet loveable serial rapist.
Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry.
‘Groin Bomber’ Apprehended by TSA
MIAMI (TheSkunk.org) — A man with a fleshy, cylindrical apparatus dangling from his groin was arrested today as he tried to board a plane destined for New York.
News Anchor Bullied by Comedian Commits Professional Suicide
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — He just couldn’t take it any more. Every weeknight for years, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez would be taunted and tormented by an older and wittier colleague from a neighboring network. The unwelcome barbs from Jon Stewart, belittling Sanchez’s intelligence and professionalism, became so unbearable for the newsman, he took his own career.
Masturbators Choose O’Donnell Over Palin
Images of anti-masturbation crusader Christine O’Donnell, the Tea Party’s newest phenomenon, are preferred two-to-one over those of Sarah Palin, according to a survey of 1000 compulsive masturbators.
