WASHINGTON -- Keeping with his message of inclusion, President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of thirteen...
Election 2008
Embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has appointed his penis to fill the U.S. Senate seat vacated by...
SPRINGFIELD, IL -- After the disclosure of Governor Blagojevich's plan to accept a bribe in exchange for...
SACRAMENTO, CA — Over 10 million California grade school students have been introduced to the subject of...
SCOURGE, AR — A gathering of racists at a local diner expressed their disappointment at the election of...
PHILADELPHIA, PA — In the latest rhetorical gaffe for the Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Senator Joe Biden claimed...
JUNEAU, AK — Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had a brief phone conversation with a man she...
PHOENIX, AZ — Backers of Senator Barack Obama have been receiving anonymous phone calls, assailing them with...
Ever wonder where all those Sarah Palin look-alikes come from?
AKRON, OH -- In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he...
