Rep. Michelle Bachmann said our nation’s first president should be praised for his experimentation with peanuts and their by-products.
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Trump to Weiner: 'Show Us Your Real Penis'
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Donald Trump asserted today that a photograph supposedly depicting Rep. Anthony Weiner’s erect manhood that has been circulating on Internet is not legitimate.
Ghost of bin Laden Haunts Jersey Family
HIGGINSVILLE, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — The ghost of terrorist Osama bin Laden has taken up residence in the home of James Armer, where it has attempted to terrorize the entire family with an assortment of mischievous tricks.
Gingrich to Marry bin Laden Wife No. 7
Newt Gingrich has announced plans to marry the seventh wife of slain terrorist Osama bin Laden, 19-year-old Durriya Habou bin Laden.
Trump Claims He's Killed More Terrorists than Obama
Donald Trump told reporters Monday that he is “very proud and honored” to have killed many more terrorists than the President.
Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up
John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.
Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds
Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office’s general fund.
How much did he spend?
Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone
Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with something else.
Republicans Reject No-Lie Zone
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Opposing efforts by Democrats in Congress to pass a no-lie zone over the nation’s capital, Republican lawmakers say they will defeat any legislation requiring honest discourse and veracity from elected officials.
Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry.
