Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Teachers Union Blames Low Scores on Dumb Students
A spokesperson for the National Education Association said the reason students are performing below par on national testing standards is because they are “really, really dumb.”
Trump to Weiner: 'Show Us Your Real Penis'
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Donald Trump asserted today that a photograph supposedly depicting Rep. Anthony Weiner’s erect manhood that has been circulating on Internet is not legitimate.
Doctor Makes Diagnoses Using Episodes of 'House'
A prominent physician turns to the Fox medical drama “House” to help diagnose his most difficult cases.
Gingrich Accidentally Buried at Sea
Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.
Ghost of bin Laden Haunts Jersey Family
HIGGINSVILLE, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — The ghost of terrorist Osama bin Laden has taken up residence in the home of James Armer, where it has attempted to terrorize the entire family with an assortment of mischievous tricks.
New Predictions Follow Rapture Fizzle
A handy list of future world events that are certain to leave you with at least as much fulfillment as that Rapture thing.
Gingrich to Marry bin Laden Wife No. 7
Newt Gingrich has announced plans to marry the seventh wife of slain terrorist Osama bin Laden, 19-year-old Durriya Habou bin Laden.
Prince William and Kate to Honeymoon in Abbottabad
Prince William and his wife, the former Kate Middleton, have finally left for their honeymoon to the city of Abbottabad, Pakistan.
New Videotape Surfaces from Osama bin Laden
A new videotape surfaced today from Osama bin Laden.
Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month
President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month.
Who will be next?
