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Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
NASA Scientists Reveal McCain Dead for Years
Satellite imagery from NASA’s LANDSAT program has revealed striking evidence that John McCain died over…
McCain to Form Committee on Pandering
John McCain has formed a committee to track down Americans to whom he has not…
The Onion Endorses Kucinich
“The Onion” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president.
Obama’s Pastor Damns Local Teacher
As a follow-up to his widely viewed performance on YouTube, where he instructed God to “Damn America,” Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Senator Obama’s controversial former pastor, is now seeking damnation of specific places within the United States.
McCain Designs New Logo for Obama
In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John McCain presented Barack Obama with a new campaign logo. Designed by Sen. McCain, it depicts a stylized happy face created from circles and stripes deconstructed from the original logo.
Disgruntled Former White House Staffers Critical of Disgruntled Former White House Staffer
Disgruntled former White House press secretary Scott McClellan has come under fire from other disgruntled former White House staff members for his book, What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception, which suggests that President Bush had purposely misled the public.
Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay…
McCain Rejects McCheese Endorsement
John McCain rejected an endorsement today by that well-known icon of the fast-food world, Mayor…
Deception Called in McCain Ads
The John McCain campaign is being accused of deception in its advertising, by utilizing images…
Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?
Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be making the case that he should be John McCain’s…
