Lawmakers Consider Banning Heterosexuals from Military
Recent accusations of improper testosterone-driven conduct have outraged members of Congress, who claim the military is no place for unrestrained heterosexual behavior.
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Chris Christie Insists Gay Houseboy is ‘Just a Friend’
Governor Chris Christie (R-NJ) insists his relationship with a Filipino houseboy is purely professional.
Small Town
Behind every small town is a big lust for life, among other things.
Bachmann's Husband Counsels Blacks to Convert to White
The husband of presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann said he uses so-called “color correction therapy” in his counseling practice to help African Americans transform themselves into white people.
Boy Scouts Offer Gay Sex Merit Badge
The Boys Scouts of America has created a new merit badge designed to teach scouts “all about gay sex.”
Straight Man Likes to Act Gay
A pharmacist at a downtown Walgreens said he pretends to be a homosexual every now and then “just for fun.”
Heterosexual Couple to Adopt Gay Baby
TRENTON, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — Unable to conceive their own homosexual child, a straight married couple is seeking to adopt a gay baby, according to state authorities.
Ted Haggard to Start Youth Camp for Sexy Boys
COLORADO SPRINGS — Disgraced minister Ted Haggard will be establishing a youth camp for good-looking teen boys. A press release issued from Haggard’s bedroom touts the camp as a “place for handsome teenage males to explore their attractiveness and bond with other like-bodied boys and an older man.”
Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that…
McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore…
