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Palin’s daughter gives birth to Democrat

Palin’s daughter gives birth to Democrat

By Editors, The Skunk • on December 29, 2008

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on Sunday, marking an ironic resolution to the controversy surrounding the unwed teen mother. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to Frickin Johnston on Sunday. The 7 pound, 4 ounce baby emerged from the teen’s vagina wearing

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Judges disturbed by rise of activist Christians

Judges disturbed by rise of activist Christians

By Editors, The Skunk • on November 6, 2008

FULLERTON, CA — At a rally Tuesday, jurists from around the country expressed their dismay at the rise of what they call “Activist Christians.” “Christians should follow the bible exactly as it is written,” said Judge James B. Coronado, ”and

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McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean

McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 20, 2008

NEW ORLEANS, LA — John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean. “We already have the technology,” said McCain.  “The United

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Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex

Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 4, 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make it legal for elected officials to accept bribes and solicit gay prostitutes in public facilities. The Senators introduced their legislation,

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McCain Designs New Logo for Obama

McCain Designs New Logo for Obama

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 30, 2008

In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John

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Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 18, 2008

The wife of presidential candidate

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The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #3

The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #3

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 12, 2008

com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer. USAGE: “The compassionate conservative voted against medical care for the homeless.”

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The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #1

The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #1

By Editors, The Skunk • on April 27, 2008

ac-tiv-ist judge (ak’ tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court’s ruling is contrary to one’s own opinion, the justice shall be referred to as an “activist judge.” USAGE: “The order for the Senator to stay 300 feet away from elementary schools was given by

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