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Palin’s daughter gives birth to Democrat
ANCHORAGE, Alaska – The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on Sunday, marking an ironic resolution to the controversy surrounding the unwed teen mother. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to Frickin Johnston on Sunday. The 7 pound, 4 ounce baby emerged from the teen’s vagina wearing
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Judges disturbed by rise of activist Christians
FULLERTON, CA — At a rally Tuesday, jurists from around the country expressed their dismay at the rise of what they call “Activist Christians.” “Christians should follow the bible exactly as it is written,” said Judge James B. Coronado, ”and
McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean
NEW ORLEANS, LA — John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean. “We already have the technology,” said McCain. “The United
Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make it legal for elected officials to accept bribes and solicit gay prostitutes in public facilities. The Senators introduced their legislation,
McCain Designs New Logo for Obama
In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John
The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #3
com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer. USAGE: “The compassionate conservative voted against medical care for the homeless.”
The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #1
ac-tiv-ist judge (ak’ tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court’s ruling is contrary to one’s own opinion, the justice shall be referred to as an “activist judge.” USAGE: “The order for the Senator to stay 300 feet away from elementary schools was given by
