A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and legs Thursday, after jumping from a fourth floor window at the DNC Headquarters in Nashville, in his attempt to “fly faster than a speeding bullet.”
WASHINGTON, DC — Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he will use it to pay off the national debt.
The territory of Guam has elected Ron Paul as their first president.
The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into…
In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the…
in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n. Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism. USAGE:…
WASHINGTON — Senator John McCain today called for a three month “Gun Holiday,” during which gun control laws nationwide would not be enforced.
John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by…
SEDONA, AZ – Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive…
ac-tiv-ist judge (ak’ tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court’s ruling is…
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
