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Obama sets timetable for War on Poverty

Obama sets timetable for War on Poverty

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 30, 2010

WASHINGTON — Declaring that the United States will not commit itself to another unending, unwinnable conflict, President Obama today called for a complete withdrawal from the War on Poverty within 18 months. “This

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GOP introduces ‘Minority Rules’ bill

GOP introduces ‘Minority Rules’ bill

By Editors, The Skunk • on April 20, 2010

WASHINGTON — The 41 Republican Senators introduced a bill today to create a “minority rules” system, allowing them to impose their unpopular policies with

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Republicans claim victory in passing health care reform

Republicans claim victory in passing health care reform

By Editors, The Skunk • on March 26, 2010

WASHINGTON — In an apparent about-face, members of the Republican party are not only embracing the recently passed health care reform legislation as their own, but insisting its success stems from two minor provisions GOP leaders insisted be stricken from the bill on a technicality. The minor

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Republican Senators approve tax breaks for Canadians

Republican Senators approve tax breaks for Canadians

By Editors, The Skunk • on February 14, 2009

OTTAWA — Dissatisfied with the stimulus package that made its way through Congress, and the lack of conservative input contained therein, Republican senators voted unanimously over the weekend to give tax breaks to Canadians. “Since we were unable to convince our colleagues, or a majority

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White House touts double-digit employment

White House touts double-digit employment

By Editors, The Skunk • on February 2, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC — A new report from the White House indicates that 93% of Americans currently have jobs, superseding previous accounts from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that 7% were out of work. “In only two weeks, we have gone from 7% unemployment to 93% employment,” said Speaker

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Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin

Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 7, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have dramatically changed their opinions on major liberal issues, just so they can vote for Republican Vice

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Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 28, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC — Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant.  The procedure, pioneered by Dr. Kenneth Fargonian of Bethesda Naval Hospital, involves surgically removing the patient’s anus and mouth, swapping them with one

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