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GOP: Obama Can End Shutdown by Renouncing His Own Presidency

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GOP: Obama Can End Shutdown by Renouncing His Own Presidency

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that his presidency is not legitimate, the government shutdown caused by Congress’s failure to pass a continuing budget resolution would come to an end “within minutes.” Boehner said the proposition was his final offer to end the battle over the budget.  […]

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Boehner Proposes Replacing Medicare with Applebee’s Coupon

December 13, 2012 | By | Reply More
Boehner Proposes Replacing Medicare with Applebee’s Coupon

Speaker John Boehner proposed replacing Medicare with a coupon good for 10% off at Applebee’s restaurants.

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House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'

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House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'

WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”

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Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill

October 22, 2011 | By | Reply More
Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill

WASHINGTON — After three years of having congressional Republicans do the opposite of whatever he attempted, President Obama decided to use reverse psychology on the GOP to get them to move forward with his agenda.

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House Votes to Extend Hatred of Obama for Six Months

July 28, 2011 | By | Reply More
House Votes to Extend Hatred of Obama for Six Months

Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP’s hatred of President Obama for another six months.

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Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up

April 19, 2011 | By | Reply More
Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up

John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.

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Compulsive Masturbation 'Unconstitutional' Says Bachmann

March 30, 2011 | By | Reply More
Compulsive Masturbation 'Unconstitutional' Says Bachmann

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers cannot “force citizens to get themselves off.”

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Boehner Blames Japan Quake on Obama Tax Policy

March 11, 2011 | By | Reply More
Boehner Blames Japan Quake on Obama Tax Policy

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Calling it another example of why he believes it is bad for the economy to raise taxes during a recession, Speaker John Boehner laid blame for the recent 8.9 earthquake off the coast of Japan at the failed policies of the Obama administration.

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Palin Proposes 'Mound of Mexicans' to Stop Oil Leak

July 1, 2010 | By | Reply More
Palin Proposes 'Mound of Mexicans' to Stop Oil Leak

WASILLA, AK — Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this country unlawfully to form a giant “Mound of Mexicans,” large enough to plug the leak.

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Republicans Claim Victory in Passing Healthcare Reform

March 26, 2010 | By | Reply More
Republicans Claim Victory in Passing Healthcare Reform

WASHINGTON — In an apparent about-face, members of the Republican party are not only embracing the recently passed Health Care reform legislation as their own, but insisting its success stems from two minor provisions GOP leaders insisted be stricken from the bill on a technicality.

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