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Bachmann’s Husband Counsels Blacks to Convert to White
LAKE ELMO, MN (TheSkunk.org) – Declaring that being black is a choice that one can “unchoose,” Dr. Marcus Bachmann, husband of presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann, said he uses so-called “color correction therapy” in his counseling practice to help African Americans transform
Boy Scouts Offer Gay Sex Merit Badge
IRVING, TX (TheSkunk.org) — The Boys Scouts of America has created a new merit badge designed to teach scouts “all about gay sex,” according to National Director John Durham. “Although we prohibit gays from participating in the Scouting program,” explained Durham, “we
Straight Man Likes to Act Gay
SAN FRANCISCO (TheSkunk.org) — Earl Robertson, 61, claimed on Tuesday that his occasional flirtatiousness with muscle-bound men and his festidiousness with fashion are all a put-on. Robertson, a pharmacist at a downtown Walgreens, said he pretends to be a homosexual every now and then “just
Heterosexual Couple to Adopt Gay Baby
TRENTON, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — Unable to conceive their own homosexual child, a straight married couple is seeking to adopt a gay baby, according to state authorities. The Alneguas had been trying for years to give birth to a gay child. “We had almost given up hope,” explained Cynthia
Ted Haggard to Start Youth Camp for Sexy Boys
COLORADO SPRINGS — Disgraced evangelical preacher Ted Haggard will be establishing a youth camp for good-looking teen boys. A press release issued from Haggard’s bedroom touts the camp as a “place for handsome teenage males to explore their attractiveness and bond with other like-bodied
Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make it legal for elected officials to accept bribes and solicit gay prostitutes in public facilities. The Senators introduced their legislation, S. 846772, the “Bribery and Gay
McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore unknown identical twin brother came forward to announce his existence and the fact that he is
